Hihi. Siterer fra denne, som jeg nettopp fikk en peker til pr. post:

At New York’s Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
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President Bush said, “If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes.
Nå er jeg faktisk født med flere av begge deler (behørig fjernet ved 6 mnds alder, riktignok), men synes denne nyhetsparodien er morsom lell :)